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Manager Review — Ted Klipner, By Adam SandlerTed Kipner is nice, good manager, and most importantly sexy. I wish he would never get hit by truck.Mar 21, 2022Mar 21, 2022
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Disease Review — Coronavirus, By Adam SandlerI’ve never gotten a virus before because i am immune to disease (I drink potions), but from what ive heard, this one seems like a FLOP.Mar 21, 2022Mar 21, 2022
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