Manager Review — Ted Klipner, By Adam Sandler

  1. Bald (If your bald no offense but remember that makes me better than you.)
  2. Listens to bugs (THE BEATLES)
  3. Drives a stupid jaguar
  4. Wouldn’t let me do Hat City (city made of all hats where I am mayor)
  5. Calls cops on me TOO MUCH
  6. Doesnt let me have two push pops. I AM AN ADULT
  7. Wears FRUIT OF THE LOOM
  8. Didnt come to my violin recital
  9. Refuses to call me SON
  10. Snores WAY too loud when i watch him at night
  11. Eats PEETA chips (worst chips)
  12. Allregic to dumb stuff like DUST and GETTING HIT BY A TRUCK
  13. BARREN BALLS
  14. Won’t let me test my new disease Sandleritis on him
  15. Drinks VOSS (POOR)
  16. PRETTY SURE HES A VEGERTARIAN
  17. Wont let me tickle him
  18. Cant do macarena for SHIT (pathetic)
  19. Watches boring old people shows like STARS WARS
  20. Has WEAK BONES disease
  21. Put me in shit movie CLICK
  22. ONION HIPS

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